nnnnno i dont fee l like doing anythign im so dumb why does my mind care so much about such small stupid fucking things and im always upset and cry over the most dumbest things i hate it why i cant do anything right these days
important photoset of dogs in blankets
I went exploring
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
That’s a keeper for the wedding album.
this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again
college is a truly amazing place
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
so sick of tumblr romanticizing T͚̪̩͇̩͈͖͙̤̣͖͙͍̬̦̝͖̕͜ͅͅH͈͇̮̠̳̘̰̳̹͕̫̬̥͙̼͓͜͠E͏̵̵̢͎͇̼̭͓ ̴̡̖̣̙͍̘͎̰̱͇̯̼̩̘̮̞̬̜͈̀̀͠V̸҉̛̻͕̟̙̞̪̞̳̕Ǫ̶̢͉̻̣̟̪̬̺̣̭̟͈͙̯̳̞̼̗̺͝I̡͚̘̣̙͚͈̮̦̝͓̲̞̪͜D̶̥͖̣͍͔̳͕͎̭̥
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
SEA PANCAKE BACK IN
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of