picking up something in front of your crush
"Give me the muzzle."
And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet.
THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.
QUICK please give me characters with long/short black hair that i can cosplay easily aaaa (e.g. marceline from adventure time, sailor mars, etc.) ????
women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation
A round of menopause.
It was a difficult period of history for everyone
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
actual best friend shit
whatupwinchester said: nike: just do it (srsly u should, put on some nice makeup (optional) and show everyone how cute u are)
gguuhhaaaahh ily thank you sweetie im so determined to take a really good selfie ahaha. i should learn from you ;)
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.